I turned this wine cork into a penguin because I’m an adult.
Boba Fett Penguin and his fancy bubble machine.
To achieve a silhouette effect of murderous chickens who want to kill you, expose for the light source and not the subject. Dial down your exposure compensation until your image is suitably creepy.
This is probably a good time to create my last will and testament.
To Otis, I leave my bear hat. I know you’ve wanted to eat it for a long time. Go nuts, little buddy.
To my parents, you can have my big TV. I know it won’t fit in your entertainment center, but perhaps you can duct tape it to the wall or something.
To my lovely assistant, Gabriele. I bequeath all of my prized photography gear. May you use it to document all of your femme Spock shenanigans.
To my best friend Katrina, you will receive my Klingon Bat’leth. I expect you to avenge my death and kill this evil chicken.
Mario goes metal.
…Didn’t you mean..brainless costume choice, Penguin?…
It’s that time of the year again!
My first Tumblr friend, Justin, came up with the “I’M HELPING!” part. He is awesome. You should check out his art blog here!
…I dare you to say that to a stoatapoconut’s face…
Tiny Rainbow really likes you…
I have gotten a million of these, BUT you are the first person to be nice about it!! haha :)
I did my research it turns out it really just depends. A tortoise is a type of turtle. But here, I’ll give you a quote from http://www.wisegeek.org/ since I’m more like Pinky than the Brain.
A division of reptiles called chelonia includes turtles, tortoises and terrapins. For the most part, the difference between a turtle and a tortoise is more of a matter of semantics than a strict scientific separation. Colloquially, both biologists and laypeople use the word “turtle” to mean all chelonians. In general, the reptiles referred to as turtles live in or near the water and have adapted to swim by holding their breath underwater. The reptiles referred to as tortoises typically live primarily in arid regions and are built for storing their own water supply and walking on sandy ground.
From a biological perspective, a tortoise is a kind of a turtle, but not all turtles are tortoises. Tortoises occupy their own taxonomic family, called testudinidae. All types of land and aquatic turtles come in a wide range of sizes, colors and shapes. Sometimes, the name “terrapin" is used to refer to an animal that falls somewhere between a turtle and a tortoise. Terrapins live in swampy areas or begin life underwater and eventually move to dry land.
So technically tortoise is more accurate if I want to be descriptive, but from what I read, turtle is not exactly wrong. I sometimes use them interchangeably as you can see from my last drawing!
Science aside, I just think the word turtle is cute. Maybe I am biased to cute sounding things, BUT I do like to be corrected when I’m wrong, so I thank you for doing just that!
If I’m still wrong—you can’t trust the internet!—please correct me again. I MUST KNOW ALL THE THINGS!
Fact: Ladybugs are mini turtles. Everything is a mini turtle.
This little wookie crawled underneath my blanket to hide from the thunder.
Yes. Yes, I am.
Woody Penguin tips his hat to you.